Wonky Wonton Soup

Sunday lunch on a sunny winter day: H20+squash purée+miso+green onions+pea shoots+cilantro+rice wine vinegar+soya sauce+homemade frozen wontons=wonky wonton soup listening to Rex Murphy on the CBC. Question: Should we censor Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer in order to make them more readable for a young, contemporary audience? I say yes. Only you must have an intro that states what has been done to the original and explains why this has been done and it has to be a book in the public domain.